So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
how drunk are you?
Several
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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