what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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