As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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