the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize