so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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