I want to make a zoo with you.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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