I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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