We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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