Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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