I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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