I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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