Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
