"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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