you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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