we're blogging at a bar
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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