Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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