Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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