Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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