At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
So. Much. Porn.
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