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(713): View more from Texas

38 yer olds are good kisserssss

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go

(860): View more from Connecticut

Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!

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(931): View more from Tennessee

just woke up in my neighbors garage.

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scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating

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(424): View more from California

I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.

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