if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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