this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
