great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
