Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Randomize
