ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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