You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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