then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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