I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She's JV to your varsity
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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