So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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