the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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