Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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