I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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