I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
