I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I have feelings that need drinking.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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