Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
