I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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