I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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