thus making me awesome and them whores
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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