wat bout pragnant strippers??
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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