Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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