Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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