He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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