He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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