We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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