Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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