Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i just had sex bonerless
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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