i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Houston, we have a squirter
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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