i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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