so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm getting married
To pizza
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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