I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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