He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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