even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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