awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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