It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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