Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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