he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
