Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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